Best wife and husband jokes

1.

Husband: Chalo tum se shadi kar ke mujhy ek fayda to zaror hua,


Wife: woh kya?


Husband: Mujhy mere gunaahon ki saza dunya me hi mil gaii

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2.

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?


Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi

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3.

Mareez: Dostor sahab mai aisa kya karon k meri umar lambi ho jaye


Doctor: Shadi kar lo....


Mareez: Shadi karne se meri umar lambi ho jayegi


Doctor: Nahi , lambi umar ka shouq khatam ho jayega

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4.

Wife:main bazar ja rahi hoon..mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!!!

Husband(ghusay se):tuhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!!!

Wife:app se wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!!!

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5.

Man 2 pretty girl in Bazar:
I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?
Girl:Why?
Man:Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!:)

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