April Fools SMS

1.

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
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Surprised?
?
?
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After 2 Days it's 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2012

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2.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere......

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3.

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

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4.

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

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