Saturday 14 January 2012

Jokes In Hindi

1.

Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare 10 saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.

Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein

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2.

Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.


Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.

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3.

Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya?

Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi.


Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe!

Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi.

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4.

Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?


Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

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5.

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.

Lawyer:Kaun saala aisa kehta he?


Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?

Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?

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