1.
Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare 10 saal kaise beete?
Pati: Ek second ki tarah.
Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?
Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.
Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh
Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein
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2.
Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.
Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.
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3.
Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya?
Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi.
Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe!
Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi.
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4.
Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?
Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!
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5.
Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer:Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?
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