tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59107799128266559852024-02-20T06:17:26.528-08:00SayariloverSayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-84659549380152501012012-02-08T18:16:00.003-08:002012-02-08T18:16:22.343-08:00Love Poem<div id="embedded_article"><p><b>Source:</b> <a href="http://sayarilover.blogspot.in/">sayarilover.blogspot.in</a><br />
</p><script type="text/javascript" src="http://js.embedanything.com/article/js_snip/62440f9f8f8b6f1826dff3e304294598d0c1215a"></script></div>Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-90252925353851628172012-01-20T21:58:00.000-08:002012-01-20T21:58:18.157-08:00valentine's day quotes<b>1.</b><br />
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<blockquote>I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.</blockquote><br />
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<b>2.</b><br />
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<blockquote>Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.</blockquote><br />
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<b>3.</b><br />
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<blockquote>You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.</blockquote><br />
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<b>4.</b><br />
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<blockquote>We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love.</blockquote><br />
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<b>5.</b><br />
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<blockquote>Must, bid the Morn awake!<br />
Sad Winter now declines,<br />
Each bird doth choose a mate;<br />
This day's Saint Valentine's.<br />
For that good bishop's sake<br />
Get up and let us see<br />
What beauty it shall be<br />
That Fortune us assigns.</blockquote><br />
..................................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-21843935904409577802012-01-17T01:27:00.000-08:002012-01-17T01:27:16.278-08:00Love Poem<b>An Entrapment</b><br />
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<blockquote>My love, I have tried with all my being<br />
to grasp a form comparable to thine own,<br />
but nothing seems worthy;<br />
<br />
I know now why Shakespeare could not<br />
compare his love to a summer’s day.<br />
It would be a crime to denounce the beauty<br />
of such a creature as thee,<br />
to simply cast away the precision<br />
God had placed in forging you.<br />
<br />
Each facet of your being<br />
whether it physical or spiritual<br />
is an ensnarement<br />
from which there is no release.<br />
But I do not wish release.<br />
I wish to stay entrapped forever.<br />
With you for all eternity.<br />
Our hearts, always as one.<br />
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- Sayarilover.blogspot.com - </blockquote>Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-6459631235063501972012-01-17T01:23:00.000-08:002012-01-17T01:23:56.690-08:00Love Poem<b>A Special World</b><br />
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A special world for you and me<br />
A special bond one cannot see<br />
It wraps us up in its cocoon<br />
And holds us fiercely in its womb.<br />
<br />
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold<br />
Gently nestling us to the fold<br />
Like silken thread it holds us fast<br />
Bonds like this are meant to last.<br />
<br />
And though at times a thread may break<br />
A new one forms in its wake<br />
To bind us closer and keep us strong<br />
In a special world, where we belong.<br />
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- Sayarilover.blogspot.com-</blockquote>Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-51399613634927630932012-01-17T01:19:00.000-08:002012-01-17T01:19:14.738-08:00Love Poem-Ode to A Beautiful Girl<b>Ode to A Beautiful Girl</b><br />
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<blockquote><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0DGm8IWcs2_z7riPKs-ucoxwChqgtp-OJr4jsaHSzK6I-F6ya1eNMw-5F7INb84Rlyc4kgwqFoznTaOID898qEGizv5EmZ2YRIjZ1gsKxrx_dXaH-KaRR6W2IOQkOKPg3mIIlO8PNdAC1/s1600/LovePoem%252520love%252520poems.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="319" width="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0DGm8IWcs2_z7riPKs-ucoxwChqgtp-OJr4jsaHSzK6I-F6ya1eNMw-5F7INb84Rlyc4kgwqFoznTaOID898qEGizv5EmZ2YRIjZ1gsKxrx_dXaH-KaRR6W2IOQkOKPg3mIIlO8PNdAC1/s320/LovePoem%252520love%252520poems.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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Your magnificent eyes, dark emeralds aflame<br />
Your silky bronzed hair, still perfect in rain<br />
The way you walk, a light antelope in prance<br />
So cheerful and happy, ever ready to dance<br />
Your lithe Brazilian figure, I marvel through the days<br />
How beautiful you do become, in the wondrous sunshine rays<br />
On those rare moments, when your eyes meet mine<br />
I feel a warm pleasure and a chill down my spine<br />
When I hear your sweet laughter, a melodious tune<br />
I feel alive, full of joy; I could fly to the moon<br />
I sit idly nigh always wishing you'd see<br />
Perhaps even come and sit down next to me<br />
I watch how you smile, and send jolts through my heart<br />
Your sensual features a fine work of art<br />
Sometimes I watch the evening's amber sun<br />
And I calm myself down, from thoughts weighing a tonne<br />
The soothing orange invigorates my mind<br />
As do you, always so kind<br />
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- sayarilover.blogspot.com - </blockquote>Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-37859958760411319962012-01-16T03:10:00.000-08:002012-01-16T03:10:22.488-08:00LOVE POEM<blockquote><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggDO6UBdeISE1nrYdph3H2Z75ZtQnSSVY6DMo-RVUaPqw7sr3kdYttntGiH4d62-3tZ8wSagfOEL096EvK7i4icwVi-cHtCxDNCT-vel3w1idkN1vEU2R9EKNe9j-KlX9LkZt7F2FBFFCf/s1600/love.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="320" width="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggDO6UBdeISE1nrYdph3H2Z75ZtQnSSVY6DMo-RVUaPqw7sr3kdYttntGiH4d62-3tZ8wSagfOEL096EvK7i4icwVi-cHtCxDNCT-vel3w1idkN1vEU2R9EKNe9j-KlX9LkZt7F2FBFFCf/s320/love.jpg" /></a></div><br />
I'm so sad and depressed<br />
Is all I want to do is rest<br />
I go to sleep at night<br />
But my dreams I just can't fight<br />
<br />
I think of you lying in that bed<br />
And wonder if there is anything I could have said<br />
I wish you were still here<br />
But I know that you are still near<br />
<br />
I love you more than you know<br />
I just wish you didn't have to go<br />
I just want one more day with you<br />
And I know thats what you would have wanted too<br />
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I miss you more and more each day<br />
There is so much more we had to say<br />
I know I will see you again<br />
But my life is just started to begin. </blockquote>Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-3366951284814220572012-01-16T01:01:00.000-08:002012-01-16T01:01:35.027-08:00Wisdom Quotes<b>1.</b><br />
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<blockquote>A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.</blockquote><br />
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<b>2.</b><br />
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<blockquote>As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.</blockquote><br />
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<b>3.</b><br />
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<blockquote>By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.</blockquote><br />
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<b>4.</b><br />
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<blockquote>Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.</blockquote><br />
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<b>5.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.</blockquote><br />
...................................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-57094286045598899262012-01-16T00:55:00.000-08:002012-01-16T00:55:45.999-08:005 Girlfriend Quotes<b>1.</b><br />
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<blockquote>Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first love was tennis.</blockquote><br />
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<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>He asked my girlfriend if we could come over and sing some of the songs that we had written, which we did. After he heard the songs, he said that he knew someone in the record business by the name of Bob Shad.</blockquote><br />
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<b>3.</b><br />
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<blockquote>I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'</blockquote><br />
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<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to.</blockquote><br />
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<b>5.</b><br />
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<blockquote>I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her. I won't name her. She isn't in show business, has nothing to do with it. So I'd rather just keep her out of it.</blockquote><br />
....................................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-91115797411797599832012-01-16T00:48:00.000-08:002012-01-16T00:48:41.828-08:00Best Girlfriend Quotes<b>1.</b><br />
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<blockquote>Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.</blockquote><br />
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<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.</blockquote><br />
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<b>3.</b><br />
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<blockquote>Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.</blockquote><br />
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<b>4.</b><br />
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<blockquote>Girlfriend and 100 Percent Fun were my two peeks, around '92 and '96. The reality is that the times I had the most media success, sold lots of records and played bigger shows, I had the least control of my own life.</blockquote><br />
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<b>5.</b><br />
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<blockquote>Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.</blockquote><br />
....................................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-44887339912451077702012-01-16T00:38:00.000-08:002012-01-16T00:38:53.128-08:00Girlfriend Qotes<b>1.</b><br />
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<blockquote>A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.</blockquote><br />
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<b>2.</b><br />
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<blockquote>Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.</blockquote><br />
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<b>3.</b><br />
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<blockquote>Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.</blockquote><br />
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<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>As a little kid I had a girlfriend, and her boyfriend used to beat me up, so then I used to sing these songs, and that's what it's all about. Country music is all about your heart and your people and things like that.</blockquote><br />
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<b>5.</b><br />
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<blockquote>At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people.</blockquote><br />
..................................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-33952691777645673532012-01-15T05:28:00.000-08:002012-01-15T05:28:52.040-08:00Best wife and husband jokes<b>1.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote><b>Husband:</b> Chalo tum se shadi kar ke mujhy ek fayda to zaror hua, <br />
<br />
<br />
<b>Wife:</b> woh kya? <br />
<br />
<br />
<b>Husband:</b> Mujhy mere gunaahon ki saza dunya me hi mil gaii</blockquote><br />
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<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? <br />
<br />
<br />
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi</blockquote><br />
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<b>3.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Mareez: Dostor sahab mai aisa kya karon k meri umar lambi ho jaye <br />
<br />
<br />
Doctor: Shadi kar lo.... <br />
<br />
<br />
Mareez: Shadi karne se meri umar lambi ho jayegi <br />
<br />
<br />
Doctor: Nahi , lambi umar ka shouq khatam ho jayega</blockquote><br />
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<b>4.</b><br />
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<blockquote><b>Wife:</b>main bazar ja rahi hoon..mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!!! <br />
<br />
<b>Husband(ghusay se):</b>tuhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!!! <br />
<br />
<b>Wife:</b>app se wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!!!</blockquote><br />
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<b>5.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Man 2 pretty girl in Bazar: <br />
I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while? <br />
Girl:Why? <br />
Man:Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!:)</blockquote><br />
.................................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-13189709794230203732012-01-15T05:23:00.000-08:002012-01-15T05:23:05.610-08:00Flirt SMS<b>1.</b><br />
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<blockquote>Love Happens Automatically.<br />
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<br />
Manual Working Of It<br />
Is Called Flirting..</blockquote><br />
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<b>2.</b><br />
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<blockquote>GIRLZ OF 1995*<br />
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"<br />
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GIRLZ OF 2007*<br />
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM<br />
</blockquote><br />
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<b>3.</b><br />
<blockquote>A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend<br />
<br />
<b>Friend Asked :</b> Who Is She?<br />
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<b>Boy :</b> My Cousin.<br />
<br />
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.!</blockquote><br />
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<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>What is the height of Flirting?<br />
When your love letter starts with<br />
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".</blockquote><br />
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<b>5.</b><br />
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<blockquote>twinkle Twinkle little star,<br />
teri girl friend gaye bazar,<br />
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us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,<br />
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar</blockquote><br />
....................................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-73614515883102616702012-01-15T05:16:00.000-08:002012-01-15T05:16:34.094-08:00wife and husband jokes<b>1.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>A Husband & Wife Were<br />
Arguing Over Some Issue.<br />
After Much Of Discussion,<br />
<br />
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<b>Wife Finally Said:</b><br />
"Tell Me Dear ,<br />
Do You Want To Win<br />
OR<br />
Do You Want To Be Happy . . ?</blockquote><br />
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<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Wife comes home late at night<br />
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.<br />
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From under the blanket<br />
she sees four legs instead of two!<br />
<br />
She reaches for a baseball bat<br />
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.<br />
<br />
Once she's done,<br />
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.<br />
<br />
As she enters,<br />
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s<br />
<br />
"hi darling", he says,<br />
"your parents have come to visit us,<br />
so I let them stay in our bedroom.<br />
Hope you have said hello to them.<br />
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<b>3.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote><b>Wife:</b> I wish I was a newspaper<br />
so I would be in ur hands all-day.<br />
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<b>Husband:</b> I too wish that u were<br />
a newspapers so I could have<br />
a new one everyday.</blockquote><br />
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<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote><b>1 dost:</b> BV se larayi khatam hoi? <br />
<br />
<br />
2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi <br />
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<b>1st:</b> ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha? <br />
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2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi </blockquote><br />
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<b>5.</b><br />
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<blockquote><b>Wife:</b> If I die what will u do? <br />
<br />
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! <br />
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<b>Wife:</b> Will u marry again after I die? <br />
<br />
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai</blockquote><br />
...................................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-57527649815607099192012-01-14T00:37:00.000-08:002012-01-14T00:37:45.176-08:00Jokes In Hindi<b>1.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote><b>Patni:</b> Suno ji mere saath tumhare 10 saal kaise beete?<br />
<br />
Pati: Ek second ki tarah.<br />
<br />
<b>Patni:</b> Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?<br />
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Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.<br />
<br />
<b>Patni:</b> Jara 10000 rs dena toh<br />
<br />
Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein</blockquote><br />
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<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote><b>Dad :</b> The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her. <br />
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Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.<br />
</blockquote><br />
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<b>3.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote><b>Baap bete se:</b> Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya?<br />
<br />
Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi.<br />
<br />
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<b>Baap:</b> Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe!<br />
<br />
Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi.<br />
</blockquote><br />
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<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?<br />
<br />
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<b>Maaji:</b> Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!<br />
</blockquote><br />
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<b>5.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote><b>Judge:</b> Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.<br />
<br />
Lawyer:Kaun saala aisa kehta he? <br />
<br />
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<b>Judge:</b> Tum ne muje sala bola? <br />
<br />
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he? </blockquote><br />
............................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-6058548250450352492012-01-14T00:28:00.001-08:002012-01-15T03:20:06.254-08:00Jokes In Hindi<b>1.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Marriage in which one person is always right. And always right and another person is husband.<br />
<br />
Husband says to his wife: You will never find man like me.<br />
Wife to husband: What makes you think i need another man like you.</blockquote><br />
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<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Husband 1: What makes you join army.<br />
<b>Guy 1 2:</b> I loved army and war and had no wife. What about you. <br />
Husband 2: Well i have wife. And i wanted peace. So, i joined Army</blockquote><br />
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<b>3.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Once Banta was sitting with his wife and eating chicken.<br />
Her wife gave him leg.<br />
After watching this Santa told: If my wife is also here. Then she also give me legs.<br />
</blockquote><br />
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<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Husband asked her wife: Can you survive in this small income.<br />
Wife to husband: Sure i am, what about you?<br />
<br />
<b>Wife to husband:</b> If i climb the mount everest what you will do???<br />
Husband: Push.</blockquote><br />
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<b>5.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Once husband and wife had fight. And they are not talking to each other.<br />
Husband left one note in his table. Besides we had a fight. Woke me up at 5.<br />
Next day husband woke up at 8. And note was there on the table.<br />
Wake up it is 5 O clock.<br />
</blockquote><br />
.....................................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-77507881646759356392012-01-12T02:01:00.000-08:002012-01-12T02:12:40.895-08:00Uttarayan SMS<b>1.</b><br />
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<blockquote>----------<{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::}>----------<br />
<br />
10000 var ni "firki" Mokal Raha hu,<br />
aur kahi bhi patang lutane mat jana.<br />
Enjoy</blockquote><br />
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<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>.<br />
.....<br />
.........<br />
.............<br />
........<br />
....<br />
.<br />
... <br />
<br />
adhi pattang HAi apke liye,<br />
Kya me etana bhi nahi kara skata-<br />
apane Friend ke liye yar.<br />
Kya samaje?????????<br />
</blockquote>.....................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>3.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>tal tal na laadu, sherdi no r...<br />
tal tal na laadu, sherdi no rash, hathma firki, rah koni juo 6o bhai.., patang chagavone..... Happy makar sankranti..!! </blockquote><br />
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<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>.+''"+.+"''+. + 2 "+. wish... .+''"+.+"''+. + 2 "+. wish U "+. .+""+.+""+. + Happy + "+. sankranti ! "+.+ <br />
<br />
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.+''"+.+"''+. + 2 "+. wish... .+''"+.+"''+. + 2 "+. wish U "+. .+""+.+""+. + Happy + "+. sankranti ! "+.+ <br />
<br />
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.+''"+.+"''+. + 2 "+. wish... .+''"+.+"''+. + 2 "+. wish U "+. .+""+.+""+. + Happy + "+. sankranti ! "+.+ <br />
<br />
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.+''"+.+"''+. + 2 "+. wish... .+''"+.+"''+. + 2 "+. wish U "+. .+""+.+""+. + Happy + "+. sankranti ! "+.+ <br />
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.+''"+.+"''+. + 2 "+. wish... .+''"+.+"''+. + 2 "+. wish U "+. .+""+.+""+. + Happy + "+. sankranti ! "+.+ <br />
</blockquote>.................................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-61266277344191179152012-01-12T01:31:00.000-08:002012-01-12T01:31:14.067-08:00Be Happy SMS<b>1.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Stay Simple n Be Happy<br />
When Things Go Wrong,<br />
Don't Go Blue.<br />
Just Pray n Say<br />
"I Will Get Through".<br />
Always Remember,<br />
GOD Loves You!!!<br />
<br />
-Don't Warry & Be Happy Guys.</blockquote><br />
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<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Try To Present Yourself<br />
That You Are Happy<br />
Slowly It Becomes Your Habit<br />
&<br />
Finally It Becomes Your Character.</blockquote><br />
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<b>3.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Worrying Doesn't Reduce Yesterdays Sorrows,<br />
But It Empties Todays Strength".<br />
So DONT WORRY,<br />
BE HAPPY & Make Others Happy.</blockquote><br />
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<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Smooth roads never make good drivers!<br />
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!<br />
Clear Skies never make good pilots!<br />
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!<br />
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.<br />
Don't ask Life<br />
"Why me?"<br />
Instead say<br />
"Try Me!"</blockquote><br />
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<b>5.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>WORDS 4 LIFE TIME....<br />
<br />
"Try to make atleast two persons happy in a day....<br />
<br />
But<br />
<br />
Make sure that one of them is<br />
<br />
YOURSELF. . . :)</blockquote><br />
..................................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-20150197201127578852012-01-12T01:25:00.000-08:002012-01-12T01:25:32.721-08:00College Life Masti SMS<b>1.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>A friend is someone who sees your first tear,<br />
catches second and stops third,<br />
if the fourth one still comes…<br />
slaps you and says…<br />
NAUTANKI BAND KAR SAMJHA……<br />
-Sayarilover<br />
</blockquote>...................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>nazar chahti hai didar karna,<br />
dil chahti hai unhe pyar karna,<br />
kya sunau apne dil ka aalam,<br />
nasib me likha tha unka intezar karna…<br />
</blockquote>...................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>3.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Lekar hum dusro ki hasi kya karen,<br />
jo nahi apni wo khushi lekar kya kare,<br />
tanha jeene se behtar hai mar jaye hum,<br />
par koi apni duaon me hamari lambi umar mang rakha hai to hum kya kare</blockquote><br />
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<br />
<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Pyaase ko ek katra paani kaafi hai,<br />
ishq me chaar pal zindagi kaafi hia,<br />
dubne ko samandar me kaun jaye,<br />
unki palko se tapka wo pani hi kaafi hai......<br />
</blockquote>.................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>5.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Bhula sakta to kab ka bhula diya hota,<br />
mita sakta to kab ka mita diya hota,<br />
tumhe kya pata ki kitna dard dete hai ye yaaden,<br />
bata sakta to kab ka bata diya hota..<br />
</blockquote>................................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-20234243514230981172012-01-12T01:18:00.000-08:002012-01-12T01:18:44.145-08:00Politics SMS<b>1.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>I offer my opponents a bargain:<br />
if they will stop telling lies about us,<br />
I will stop telling the truth about them.</blockquote><br />
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<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Some men change their party<br />
for the sake of their principles;<br />
<br />
others change their principles<br />
for the sake of their party.</blockquote><br />
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<br />
<b>3.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Good leaders are like baseball umpires;<br />
they go practically unnoticed<br />
when doing their jobs right.</blockquote><br />
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<br />
<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<br />
<blockquote>A good leader is a person<br />
who takes a little more than<br />
his share of the blame<br />
and<br />
a little less than his share of the credit.</blockquote><br />
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<br />
<b>5.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>The flood of money<br />
that gushes into politics<br />
today is a pollution of democracy.</blockquote><br />
...............................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-32752484809191928692012-01-12T01:13:00.000-08:002012-01-12T01:13:35.297-08:00April Fools SMS<b>1.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Am Going To U.S.A.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
Surprised?<br />
?<br />
?<br />
?<br />
After 2 Days it's 1st April,<br />
U r 1st Fool Of 2012<br />
</blockquote>................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!<br />
Just a second, don't misunderstand.<br />
CUTE means:<br />
Creating<br />
Useless<br />
Troubles<br />
Everywhere......</blockquote><br />
..............................................................<br />
<br />
<b>3.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>I am your girlfriend:<br />
Smart.<br />
Intelligent.<br />
Sweet.<br />
Talented.<br />
Excllent.<br />
Romantic.<br />
<br />
theek kaha na ?<br />
</blockquote>...............................................................<br />
<br />
<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Fact1: You can not touch<br />
your lower lip with your tounge...<br />
<br />
Fact2: After reading this,<br />
99/100 idiots would try it.</blockquote><br />
.............................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-43496219956305513062012-01-11T04:39:00.000-08:002012-01-11T04:39:09.308-08:00santa banta funny jokes<b>1.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Santa - My wife died yesterday.. <br />
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out, <br />
what to do? <br />
Banta - No Problem. <br />
Just Imagine she Came Back.</blockquote><br />
............................................................<br />
<br />
<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Santa's Army Test <br />
<br />
Pappu- 3+5? <br />
Santa- 8 <br />
Pappu- 7+3? <br />
Santa- 10 <br />
Pappu- 8+8? <br />
Santa- Pata nahi sir <br />
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai. </blockquote><br />
...........................................................Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-22009744698623000252012-01-11T04:35:00.000-08:002012-01-11T03:06:09.341-08:00Valentine SMS<b>1.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Why Does 'CUPID' Never Grow Up . . .?<br />
<br />
Because<br />
It Symbolizes That Love Never Gets Old.<br />
<br />
And<br />
<br />
Why Does He Throws Arrows To The Heart?<br />
<br />
To Remind Us That True Love Hurts ... "</blockquote><br />
....................................................<br />
<br />
<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Do you know that beside valentine day,<br />
the whole week (infact 2 weeks) is dedicated for various purpose,<br />
have a look at the list below:-<br />
<br />
7 Feb Rose Day<br />
8 Feb Propose Day<br />
9 Feb Chocolate Day<br />
10 Feb Teddy Day<br />
11 Feb Promise Day<br />
12 Feb Kiss Day<br />
13 Feb Hug Day<br />
14 Feb VALENTINES DAY<br />
15 Feb Slap Day<br />
16 Feb Kick Day<br />
17 Feb Perfume Day<br />
18 Feb Flirting Day<br />
19 Feb Confession Day<br />
20 Feb Missing Day<br />
21 Feb Break Up</blockquote><br />
.........................................................<br />
<br />
<b>3.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>My Heart To You Is Given,<br />
Oh Dear, Do Give Yours To Me,<br />
<br />
We'll Lock Them Up Together<br />
And Throw Away The Key -:)<br />
</blockquote>.........................................................<br />
<br />
<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>What i need to live<br />
has been given to me<br />
by the earth..<br />
<br />
Why i need to live<br />
has been given to me<br />
by you my valentine !!!<br />
<br />
-Happy Valentines Day<br />
</blockquote>.........................................................<br />
<br />
<b>5.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Don't wait until it's too late<br />
to tell someone how much you love,<br />
how much you care.<br />
<br />
Because when they're gone,<br />
no matter how loud you shout and cry,<br />
they won't hear you anymore.<br />
<br />
-Happy Valentine's Day<br />
</blockquote>Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-12001008661831229102012-01-11T03:33:00.000-08:002012-01-11T03:33:12.403-08:00Smile SMS<b>1.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>A single lovable smile is a proper key for many problems n confusions.<br />
So express ur cute smile every moment on ur face.</blockquote><br />
.....................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Smile,<br />
It Will Make You Look Better.<br />
Pray,<br />
It Will Keep You Strong.<br />
Love,<br />
It Will Make You Enjoy Life.</blockquote><br />
....................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>3.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>24 SmileS..<br />
<br />
:-)<br />
:-):-)<br />
:-):-):-)<br />
:-):-):-):-)<br />
:-) :-) :-) :-)<br />
:-):-):-):-)<br />
:-):-):-)<br />
:-):-)<br />
:-)<br />
<br />
For You,<br />
<br />
One For Each Hour.!<br />
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS At EiD DaY..</blockquote><br />
......................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>The man who is always smiling doesnt <br />
mean that he has no problem.<br />
but <br />
the smile shows that <br />
he has the ability to overcome <br />
all the problems.<br />
KEEP SMILING.<br />
</blockquote>.....................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>5.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Please Always Keep On Smiling<br />
<br />
(¨`*.*´¨) Always<br />
`*.¸(¨`*.*´¨) Keep<br />
(¨`*.*´¨)¸.*´ Smiling!<br />
`*.¸.*´<br />
</blockquote>Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-49740050957773920612012-01-11T03:26:00.000-08:002012-01-11T03:26:42.800-08:00Sorry SMS<b>1.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Sorry is a gud weapons for some people..<br />
Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo, <br />
n after that just say sorry..<br />
but actually people don't <br />
know the deep meaning of sorry....!!</blockquote><br />
................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Words Will Not Be Able To Ever Express<br />
How Sorry I Am For This,<br />
And I Have Profound Regret And Sorrow<br />
For The Multitude Of<br />
Mistakes And Harm<br />
I Have Caused.</blockquote><br />
................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>3.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart aches and heart breaks! <br />
Admit to yourself that you have done wrong and say sorry. <br />
It does not only touches the heart but also touches the soul. <br />
It's the greatest thing to do that will give <br />
you the greatest feeling to enjoy. -:)</blockquote><br />
..............................................................<br />
<br />
<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>I Don't Know<br />
How To Make Things Better Between Us<br />
I Can Start By Saying<br />
I'm Sorry<br />
I Really Am -:(<br />
</blockquote>.............................................................<br />
<br />
<b>5.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Bhool se koi bhool hui to<br />
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.<br />
<br />
Are‚¦ bhoolna sirf bhool ko,<br />
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.<br />
</blockquote>Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910779912826655985.post-24622909966201007662012-01-11T03:21:00.000-08:002012-01-11T03:21:22.904-08:00Relations SMS<b>1.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>when ego comes everything else goes.<br />
when ego goes everything else comes.<br />
dnt drop relationships 2 save ego..<br />
instead drop ego 2 save relationship...</blockquote><br />
................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>2.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Relation is not about holding hands <br />
while u understand eachother..<br />
its about having lots of misunderstanding <br />
and still not leavingeach other's hands..</blockquote><br />
................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>3.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Duniya mein hajaro rishte banao,<br />
Lekin un hajaro mein ek rishta aisa banao,<br />
Jab hajaro log aapke khilaf ho, <br />
To wo aapke sath un hajaro ke khilaf ho.</blockquote><br />
................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>4.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>Kuch Rishtey Uparwaala Banaata hai,<br />
Kuch Rishte Log Banaate hain,<br />
Par wo, log Bahut Khaas Hote hain,<br />
Jo Bina Rishte ke Koi Rishta Nibhate hain….</blockquote><br />
................................................................<br />
<br />
<b>5.</b><br />
<br />
<blockquote>A REAL RELATIONSHIP Has..<br />
Fights,<br />
Trust,<br />
Faith,<br />
Tears,<br />
Pain,<br />
Argument,<br />
Patience,<br />
Secrets,<br />
Jealousy<br />
n,<br />
n,<br />
Love..</blockquote>Sayariloverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05390523684177488616noreply@blogger.com0