Saturday 14 January 2012

Jokes In Hindi

1.

Marriage in which one person is always right. And always right and another person is husband.

Husband says to his wife: You will never find man like me.
Wife to husband: What makes you think i need another man like you.

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2.

Husband 1: What makes you join army.
Guy 1 2: I loved army and war and had no wife. What about you.
Husband 2: Well i have wife. And i wanted peace. So, i joined Army

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3.

Once Banta was sitting with his wife and eating chicken.
Her wife gave him leg.
After watching this Santa told: If my wife is also here. Then she also give me legs.

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4.

Husband asked her wife: Can you survive in this small income.
Wife to husband: Sure i am, what about you?

Wife to husband: If i climb the mount everest what you will do???
Husband: Push.

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5.

Once husband and wife had fight. And they are not talking to each other.
Husband left one note in his table. Besides we had a fight. Woke me up at 5.
Next day husband woke up at 8. And note was there on the table.
Wake up it is 5 O clock.

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